Golf Jokes
Dirty golf jokes
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A young woman dressed in shorts had been taking golf lessons. She had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for help and to complain.
Her golf pro saw her come into the clubhouse and asked “Why are you back in so early? What’s wrong?”
“I was stung by a bee!”- she said.
“Where?” he asked.
“Between the first and second hole,” she replied.
He nodded knowingly and said, “Then your stance is too wide.”
B
Two friends were playing golf when one pulled out a cigar. He didn’t have a lighter, so he asked his friend if he had one. ‘I sure do,’ he replied while he reached into his golf bag and pulled out a 12-inch Bic lighter.
‘Wow!’ said his friend, ‘Where did you get that monster lighter?’
‘I got it from my genie.’
‘You have a genie?’
‘Yes, right here in my golf bag.’
‘Could I see him?’
He opens his golf bag and out pops a genie. The friend asks the genie, ‘Since, I’m a good friend of your master, will you grant me one wish?’
‘Yes I will” the genie replies.
The friend asks the genie for a million bucks. The genie hops back into the golf bag and leaves him standing there, waiting for his million bucks. Suddenly, the sky begins to darken and the sound of a million ducks flying overhead is heard.
The friend tells his golfing partner, ‘I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks!’
He answers,’I forgot to tell you that the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 12 inch Bic?’
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